Particularly the lovely Troma Poofs, which is their glee club, who turn into diabolical Cretins who will rape and kill anyone in their way, but not before the perform a Barbershop Quartet-style like song. During Taco Tuesday at Tromaville High School, which is provided by Tromaganic, the good students start to turn into homicidal maniac monsters. Meanwhile, the new girl at school Lauren (Catherine Corcoran) is looking to fit in and immediately starts to have romantic and sexual feelings for Chrissy. After a scene of the school janitor copulating with a student, after which his penis explodes and shoot an acid-like goo, which completely melts his female partner, we meet our main characters.Ĭhrissy (Asta Paredes) is a student who runs a blog called Pollution Nerdz who is hellbent on showing the atrocities going on at Tromaganic.
Little do they know that this contaminated water is highly toxic and is capable of much more than just making you sick. The CEO is Hezkauf (Kaufman, himself), who is using contaminated water to create organic food for the good people in the community. Tromaville High School has a new neighbor with Tromaganic Foodstuffs Inc. Yes, it is the legend Stan Lee telling you the history of Nuke 'Em High, as he appears on screen and turns into a mutant monster. You might hear a familiar voice narrate the opening of this film, only to have your dreams come true. I know you're thinking that Troma films usually don't have a story, but this one in particular does, well at least in the first half, but then it tends to stray away from forward moving story-telling to just showing insane acts of depravity and nudity for no apparent reason until its ending, which leads to a sequel that comes out later this year. What do you expect?įilled with racial stereotypes, giant penises, graphic nudity, offensive jokes, and enough gore to fill three horror movies, 'Return to Nuke 'Em High' was one chaotic ride, which goes for the shock factor rather than telling a cohesive story.
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And with this remake, nobody seems to have lost their touch with trying to make the grossest, most vile, and offensive movie ever made. Troma Entertainment has consistently put out several films a year since their start in the early 80s. If you enjoy watching heads explode with B-movie special effects, with lots of green goo, blood, and other bodily fluids spewing from every human orifice every couple of minutes, as well as Stan Lee, and Lemmy from Motorhead, then by all means rush out the door and pick up this film, as Uncle Kaufman himself says in the special features, "We're making art, people." And what fantastic art it is.
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And the godfather of Schlock and gore, Lloyd Kaufman has not missed a beat, despite being 68 years old, he has returned to direct 'Return To Nuke 'Em High', which is a revamp of their second most popular series of movies.
And what better way to start this trend than with the 1980's schlock-fest 'Class of Nuke 'Em High', which spawned several sequels over the years. We have come to a point in our lives where Troma Entertainment has started remaking their own movies.
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